I don’t even know where to start with this one.

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I had to collect my jaw off the floor after laying my eyes on this atrocity. I left it alone when they got nailed last week for that ridiculous Kardashian Kredit Kard they had which charged all sorts of terrible fees and all they did was stroke their hair and feign Valley of the Dolls like stupidity. “We had noooooooooooooooooooooooo ideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea”

I’m shocked as hell they didn’t re-spell the word Christmas to be “Kardashian Kristmas! because omg, we’re like, omg, soooooooooooo klever…..zzzzzzzzzzzzz”

Let’s start on the left. Which stupid sister is that? Kendall? Kylie? Whatever her name is, she looks like Morticia and worse, I can see the outline of her pubic triangle. This might be worse than Elaine with the Nipple, because it’s giving all the Pedophiles exactly what they want for Christmas.

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Next up, Kim. Of course, OF COURSE you are in a white dress. You can’t waste time blending in with everyone else, you have to pick something to show off your spray tan. The most annoying thing to me about Kim is the way she is constantly stroking and fingering her own hair. Today I picked up an US Weekly at my doctors office and there she is, with Halle Barry’s Ex, stroking her hair.

Then there’s the brother who cheated on the Pussycat Doll. I looked at this picture 3 times before I even saw him sitting in the Boob, Hair, Fake and Bake and Fur Eyelash Jungle.

Bruce looks like a corpse. Speaking of corpses, I’m totally shocked these attention whores didn’t dig up their namesake father, slap some makeup on him so he would look like the rest of them, and prop him up there on the stairs.

I think they staged Scott all the way to the right so that when he finally gets Kourtney’s Louboutin Boot up his ass they can just crop him out.

I’m so over these people. When are they going to go away?