Tuesday night, dog park in Dupont Circle.

A lady we all know is standing with her dog by herself in the dog park. The rest of us had just recently left. The dog is a tiny little dog like Toto, a Cairn or Norwich Terrier. Two cops, both black, male and female, approach her in the park. They start off by telling her that her dog should be on a leash.

While she speaks fluent English, it is obvious that it is not her first language. She is actually Iranian. She responds that this is a dog park and everyone lets their dogs off leash here. They ignore her response, and write her a ticket. Then, they start to ask her if she has identification or a green card. They then ask her if she’s even legal and say that she doesn’t belong in this country, finally calling her a terrorist. Within minutes, they take the leash from her and say that she is being arrested and her dog will be picked up by Animal Control. They put her in the back of the car, continuing to harass her until a witness sees and asks them to leave her alone. They end up letting her go, completely in tears, and totally distraught.

She calls the police department on V Street and wants to file a complaint. She gets some facial expression and a few words from the officer on duty that leads her to believe these two officers have done things like this before. I’m sorry, why am I paying their salaries with my tax dollars then?
She has their names. Last night at the dog park she was still in tears, hysterically crying and shaking over what happened to her. When and if I get the names of these two useless incompetent motherfuckers, they are going on this blog. Over and over and over until they are in every google search from here to Timbuktu.

My witchhunt begins. I’ll get those names, publish them here, and demand their badges.