Someone… needs porn in her life.

Someone… needs to update us more on her life.

Someone… missed her calling as a stripper.

Someone… pulled a muscle during sex.

Someone… had a Drag Queen smooch her breasts.

Someone… can get me into a lot of trouble.

Someone… has the coolest job ever.

Someone… went home too early.

Someone… has a reputation for drinking a lot, but didn’t drink a lot!

Someone… has a new blog and an established blog.

Someone… thinks a 31 year old guy is old!

Those, my friends, are new blogger girls who I met, ate, drank and played drag bingo with.

Someone… put a dollar in her mouth and got it down a Drag Queen’s breasts. Apparently that was recorded in film. That someone was me.