Velvet in Dupont 05 Apr 2006 3:07 pm
Someone…
Someone… needs porn in her life.
Someone… needs to update us more on her life.
Someone… missed her calling as a stripper.
Someone… pulled a muscle during sex.
Someone… had a Drag Queen smooch her breasts.
Someone… can get me into a lot of trouble.
Someone… has the coolest job ever.
Someone… went home too early.
Someone… has a reputation for drinking a lot, but didn’t drink a lot!
Someone… has a new blog and an established blog.
Someone… thinks a 31 year old guy is old!
Those, my friends, are new blogger girls who I met, ate, drank and played drag bingo with.
Someone… put a dollar in her mouth and got it down a Drag Queen’s breasts. Apparently that was recorded in film. That someone was me.

on 05 Apr 2006 at 3:17 pm # CrazyGirl
Love it! Much more creative than my very blah list!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 3:19 pm # Johnny
In a big country
Dreams stay with you
like a lover’s voice across a mountainside
Stay alive!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 3:45 pm # Stef
I’m so sorry I missed it, but I promise I’ll be there next time!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 3:46 pm # KM
Someone….thinks they started reading this blog at just the right time. Velvet, how much longer till your blog becomes too fun to read at work?
on 05 Apr 2006 at 3:51 pm # Scarlet
Haha, I love it!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:03 pm # playfulindc
How fun!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:03 pm # Chase
Great meeting you last night! We had such a blast! I know everyone is jealous because of my “kiss”.
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:09 pm # Sharkbait
So sad I missed it
dumb dinner date that cancelled on me… grrr
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:15 pm # Heather B
My reputation often precedes me and then I cannot live up to it. But if I had stayed I would’ve passed out because margaritas and claritin do not mix. blah.
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:18 pm # Sweet
Haha, I can’t believe I missed that! Damn girl. Was a great time tho.
on 05 Apr 2006 at 4:30 pm # Marci
OMG! I heart your list! So a stripper, eh? I like it. But as far as I know the camera flashes were not going off under MY SIDE of the table
So much fun hanging out with you, it must become a regular occurance. And I don’t know which was more impressive, your tip to the Queen’s bosom, or Buggie’s tip to her own bosom (there is photographic evidence of that one too).
Oh Chase, I have photo proof of your kiss print…it’s on it’s way to your email.
on 05 Apr 2006 at 5:19 pm # Drunken Chud
ok, all this talk of pics… these need to be posted. othewise i disbelieve all claims made. ho hum. heh.
on 05 Apr 2006 at 7:11 pm # Asian Mistress
Haha looks like I missed good times!
on 05 Apr 2006 at 8:11 pm # Deecee Batchleret
Someone… is a cunt!
Chase, Sharkbait and Marci - Please, for the love of your ability to procreate, do not use ‘happy faces’ They give me the horn they do. That and a prolapsed scrotum.
on 05 Apr 2006 at 8:55 pm # roarsavage
Velvet- It was SO MUCH FUN meeting you. I’m glad everyone had such a fun time. But then again, I think I could’ve had a fun time in a brown paper bag with many of you! So, Vel, does this mean you’re up for another one??
on 05 Apr 2006 at 8:56 pm # roarsavage
…and yes. I need porn in my life. Lotsa porn. Lotsa gay porn, hehe.
on 06 Apr 2006 at 10:50 am # Kayla
I am so sad I missed this fun time… They hardly let me out of the old folks home (all 31 years of me… well, 32 in a blink).. my hip is acting up and I can’t hardly remember a thing…
on 06 Apr 2006 at 12:57 pm # MappyB
Sounds like fun! Love the list!
on 06 Apr 2006 at 2:10 pm # Tyler
Sounds like a good time! Makes me wish I was a blogger girl!
on 07 Apr 2006 at 10:24 am # Sweet
My photos are up!